make me scream!

omg does this quote not make you wanna do something crazy, like a wet dream for fashion junkies....is it bad that the superficial plastic surgerized twit is my favorite character in the new bushnell??

"now she extracted three thousand dollars, which she planned to spend on something outrageous at alexander mcqueen.
Going into the boutique on fourteenth street, she immediately spotted a pair of suede over-the-thigh boots with buckles up the sides. As she tried them on, the saleswoman cooed about how only she could wear them, which was all she needed to make up her mind. She purchased the boots, which were two thousand dollars, and carried them home in an enormous box. She zipped up the boots and pulled on the herve leger bandage dress which she had, in fact, bought a few weeks ago. The effect was startling. "gorgeous" Lola said aloud."

see what I mean, holy shit...of course the way I imagine this outfit is more like a streetwalker and less of an edgy clotheshorse that I like to pretend i am but we will let that slide. and I always fall for that "only on you" shit from salesladies and even though I know they are doing it, i still like it! haha y'all should totally read this book even if it is just for all the lovely fashion porn.
and I think these are completely imagined boots bc I dont remember seeing them in any recent collections, do y'all?? and by the way i might be persuaded to kill someone unimportant for a leger bandage dress if anyone needs someone offing.

um am i just kidding about that...hmmm got to think on it