more resort

so this collection is a very very high rung on resort favorites ladder and you will see why, arent you glad they brought back helmut lang, i so am cuz this time i am into it..

yeah so simple so chic

never thought i would say this shit but i so dig the harem pant right now, i don't have or wear them often but that doesn't mean i won't be doing just that so soon
not so wild about the jeans but everything else is a good look
omg love this color - i like it better than those pinky nudes that were all over spring i think bc it is not so hey look its my skin color look i look naked...but is still a great light camel color...anyway i don't know if that made any sense at all..but moving on
this sheer t and the leathery leggings are so in, the skirt needs a good few inch hike up then it can come too
that jacket gives me fashion love potion feelings like i will stop at NOTHING to have it....hahahaa wait is that a joke.... no it is notonce again hike up the skirt and i love

how do we feel about the skirt over leggings so thick they could probably and are in some looks pants...i think one or the other will suffice but thats me and this is houston remember
not the pants but the jacket is sublime...maybe the pants could turn me on a little...i don't know..maybe
this sheer thing is so joining the jonesy wardronbe asap..i have such a fetish for black sheer tops its kinda weird as i almost never wear them unless i want to look super hot...
good lbd but am still wondering about the legging/skirt issue
this one turns me on...this one turns me on more - like i love this one big time
and i love this tooooo....i want it where do they have helmut lang anyway...
good lbd, maybe not so tight but i love
again with the leggings and the dress but i just love the texture so i guess layering a thing you love over and over each other is cool...is there such a thing as too much eroded metallic leather?  oh no i think not.
this is my number one fave for this collection and you can bet your arses i will be scoring this look in some way come fall....no joke. it will happen. somehow i seem to always be able to muster the funds for fashion but when it comes to other things like gas and food and carwashes i am always broke...i guess it shows what is really important in my life...which other people totally should be spending their money on as well cuz most of them look like shit...not you sweet readers of course otherwise i know you would not be checking this bloggy out ...so night night im going off to the itchmans house and i promise i will do some more resort collections super soon.  xxx

resort 2010

so before i go on and on anymore about fall 09 i want to show a bit from resort 2010 in case you guys forgot about the crazy in between seasons that anyone who wants to be anyone is doing these days, i am going to withhold many comments on these bc i have a splitting headache and fashion is not therapuetic if you have to form an opinion and put it in complete sentences...lets just say i love all of these and i want them too...expecially the bags and sweaters and trench and ...yeah here they are

yes he really is that good...mr wang again ladies...i wish i wasn't such a cliche blogger but i can't help myself his stuff really does it for me in a big way...

only thing is i hate those shoes they make even that clothes hanger's model look like shes got kankles and short legs which you know cannot be true...lately its like they want us to look stumpy...i will not fall for it...its one of those tricks like if you fall for this trend you are a fashion victim and we laugh at you behind your back...hahaha that bag is sweet tho

that jacket oh my
i have been having dreams about this sweater thing...seriously
i dont care that itch hates them these overalls could be so perfect for me
this sweater too man...think i like this one better actually
omg these pants i am dying for these and that hot bag too

i would so wear this to work man
and this is a wow
love an all white ensemble in the summer time
this holey one is def the best of the bunch

that jacket is sooooo me man...this is probably the best piece in the whole lot in my opinion, i know i for one would wear it to death

love it but not sure i would venture to wear
this i would so venture
and this
and this too!! except that shoe holy lord it is soo ugly, wang how could you ?
that bag oh baby

and everything else but lets stay on point

this is a superstunner of a lbd
this one is fun too and it looks comfy, good for worky
is that a two piece jacket or what?  i don't know but i like that shit and the dress under looks pretty fly as well
like i said all white is hot
this one has an amazing belt that i want to wear over everything


so i guess i changed my mind about the comments...whatever i will do that every once in a while and don't worry its only natural as i am a girl let me remind you..ok so i have a few other ones to go but it may take me a couple days ill do one more before i head out with the itchman

Most recent

So dear readers the itchman got me an iPhone for my bday and so now I can blog on the go!
Exciting aye? Anyway I'll let u in on my outfits for the past few days

So last Monday I wore the rick Owens garage jeans the bias bootcut ones
With a white red hot chilli peppers tee and my black celine window wedges
Then I changed into a flowy banana republic jersey top with crochet around he neckline
And my black razor sharp rick Owens jacket

then Tuesday was blah so on Wednesday I wore to my Mommi's bday dinner the black zipper Wang jeans and a pinky tie dye yellowstone tee and the bone Wang heels
then yesterday I wore my black acid wash skinnies from aa with the white kills u r a fever tee, then changed into dark overdyed William rast skinnies and black ballet flats from
Steve madden

Today I am wearing black cropped skinnies from shhhhh.. Express and a white v neck with hot pink feathers and black matt bernson gladiators and carv was probably In all those too. Ok thts it I'll. Let u know what I wear tonight later... Xxx

the ricker!

so we all know that i would sell my soul to meet rick owens right?  well yes i would and when i was living in hell and wondering what the hell to wear i would think of all these heavenly pieces that make my toes curl...i don't know exactly what it is that i am soo obsessed with but there is something he does that i love...like its avant garde in that its unusual tho not weird but kind of futuristic and bad ass and i like that shit alot man...i would wear rick owens every single day if i could...oh wouldn't that be a nice life...i hate celebritys and i hate star fuckers but this is one person that would give me that star struck can't remember your own name feeling..i hope he sends a store down here then i would totally work there and of course be their best customer as well! omg dreamy dreams for fashions sake...anyway here we are my fave looks.

anyway i just thought these looks speak for themselves and i wouldn't want to interrupt...so you can make up your own captions if you like - or just regard with reverance like i do.

Mr Wang makes clothes i never want to take off

so i hate to be predictable but i do have my favorites and mr wang is definitely at the top of the list..not just bc i wish i had the model off duty down and the bod to match but b/c  his pieces are statement pieces that are not shouting like really loud look at me statements...he makes stuff that goes and not just that but does amazing things to all my other stuff and has super cool details like crotch zippers and metal toepieces and already broken in white leather...so you can bet your little asses i will be hopping back on my favorite horse this season and going a little mad for wang...again.. so these are the pieces i will be fantasizing about and that i would add to my wardrobe if money were no object...

this jacket is too perfect not to be at the top of the list...he has gone to the tailor and a perfect black blazer thats not to small or too big but just right would totally turn my goldilocks on.

now i know i know the other dresses were more edgy and featured crazier around the head shoulder arm area like bandages and shit but for someone who likes symmetry this one is perfectly out of balance, just enough to add a lot of interest to a sweet dark dress....remember this is what goes in my wardrobe not what miss thang will wear to the ball...

ok this is what i would wear to the ball...talk about a statement piece, i don't know iff i need to elaborate but lets just leave it at happiness begins and ends with hairy gorilla arms in the fall....

see what i mean about gorilla arms, they really turn me on man these pants i would skip but the coat/jacket would slide in so nicely with all my winter looks that i have already been thinking about

this is the kind of miss thing dress i like the best - sparkles on a simple and short silhouette..love that shit, bet this thing is amazing close up - thought i saw it on the 60 minutes piece with anna wintour and he said 1200 which seems a bargain for such finery...i just hope he keeps all the regular stuff within range bc that is one of the things i love about him

this is one of my favorite looks of the whole season...i would take the whole outfit and wear it all together once then mix the shit out of all of them for my outfitting pleasure, this would rock my wardrobe.

love that scarf, i told you how i feel about gorilla fur...though i am sure it is something far less apey i just love a dark black fur especially with tassels

anyway i won't say it again...but i hate those bike shorts man, i think i might call that a misstep but i wouldn't want to hurt anyones feelings

this is the one, i would probably do something really horrifying to have this jacket like sell my little sister into white slavery and you think thats funny now just think of all the other things that are far worse that will happen if i do not possess this piece by the end of 2009...

ok love that bag, sorry to be predictable but i love it and i just do...this one or the ysl easy bag?  tough decisions must be made when planning the wardrobe of your fantasies...

omg this jacket is so fine...i have thought back on it a few times since it came out on the runway and i think that probably means i like it alot, and the croc pants and boots too of course

oh no thats all, so what do you guys think?  don't these superb pieces deserve a spot in my wardrobe...i think soooo